Rating Scale

My grade scale is a 10 to 0 system with the following meanings.

10 - Simply among the best, nothing can touch this game. Its only rival may consist of Chuck Norris riding a Unicorn down the front of a rainbow, and even then he would have this game in his hand.

9 - Close to perfect, even with a minor flaw here and there I would highly recommend this game to even the most skeptical of readers. 

8 - Playable, maybe even own-able. This rating is still reserved for the best, even if it isn't among the elite.

7 - Choose wisely. Like the holy knight to Indiana Jones I caution thee to choose carefully. This is the absolute lowest rating I would give to a game that is own able.

6 - Rent able. I do not suggest a purchase here. Gamefly is available to test this game before buying it. I highly suggest you try there first before your local Gamestop. 

5 - Try to borrow from a dumb friend who already bought it. This game has potential but falls short of any financial commitment. 

4 - This is why we play the free demos. If you purchase a game after reading my review with this rating for any reason short of nostalgia, the consequences are on you.

3 - Play fetch. Take the disk out and throw it for your dog. This falls short in every major category with maybe one or two redeeming factors. Not worth playing.

2 - BAD. This game has no redeeming features. This rating is reserved for games that wern't finished before deadline or the developers just don't care.

1 - Very bad. I shouldn't have even played this game to review it. I knew what I was getting myself into.  

0 - Worst of the Worst. Don't play it, EVER. You run the risk of losing your sight by simply looking at it, or turning to stone. Either way, why risk it?